Thursday, March 03, 2005

Save the l33t language!

Awhile ago I posted an article on Esoteric Programming Languages. My friends and I had a great time chatting and exploring these hilarious, comical languages.

I didn't mention l33t in that post, and I probably should have. The way I actually stumbled upon Esoteric languages was from reading the Hello World Program article on Wikipedia, and seeing this l33t code:
// "Hello World" by Stephen McGreal.
// Note that the views expressed in this source code do not necessarily coincide with those of the author :o)

Gr34t l33tN3$$?
M3h...
iT 41n't s0 7rIckY.

l33t sP33k is U8er keWl 4nD eA5y wehn u 7hink 1t tHr0uGh.
1f u w4nn4be UB3R-l33t u d3f1n1t3lY w4nt in 0n a b4d4sS h4xX0r1ng s1tE!!! ;p
w4r3Z c0ll3cT10n2 r 7eh l3Et3r!

Qu4k3 cL4nS r 7eh bE5t tH1ng 1n teh 3nTIr3 w0rlD!!!
g4m3s wh3r3 u g3t to 5h00t ppl r 70tAl1_y w1cK1d!!
I'M teh fr4GM4stEr aN I'lL t0t41_1Ly wIpE teh phr34k1ng fL00r ***j3d1 5tYlE*** wItH y0uR h1dE!!!! L0L0L0L!
t3lEphR4gG1nG l4m3rs wit mY m8tes r34lLy k1kK$ A$$

l33t hAxX0r$ CrE4t3 u8er- k3wL 5tUff lIkE n34t pR0gR4mm1nG lAnguidGe$...
s0m3tIm3$ teh l4nGu4gES l00k jUst l1k3 rE41_ 0neS 7o mAkE ppl Th1nk th3y'r3 ju$t n0rMal lEE7 5pEEk but th3y're 5ecRetLy
c0dE!!!!
n080DY unDer5tAnD$ l33t SpEaK 4p4rT fr0m j3d1!!!!!
50mE kId 0n A me$$4gEb04rD m1ghT 8E a r0xX0r1nG hAxX0r wH0 w4nT2 t0 bR34k 5tuFf, 0r mAyb3 ju5t sh0w 7eh wAy5 l33t ppl cAn
8E m0re lIkE y0d4!!! hE i5 teh u8ER!!!!
1t m1ght 8E 5omE v1rus 0r a Pl4ySt4tI0n ch34t c0dE.
1t 3v3n MiTe jUs7 s4y "H3LL0 W0RLD!!!" u ju5t cAn'T gu3s5.
tH3r3's n3v3r anY p0iNt l00KiNg sC3pT1c4l c0s th4t, be1_1Ev3 iT 0r n0t, 1s whAt th1s 1s!!!!!

5uxX0r5!!!L0L0L0L0L!!!!!!!

At first I thought it was vandalism, but I explored the l33t language page and discovered instead the world of Esoteric programming.
In case you're wondering, yes it is a real programming language, and yes, the above code actually does print "H3LL0 W0RLD!!!" to the console. The language itself, along with other Esoteric languages, is a joke.

Some people obviously didn't find it all that funny, because now the l33t language article is up for deletion on Wikipedia!
Read the article, and if you think it's worthy of being on Wikipedia (keeping in mind that Wikipedia contains articles on, amongst other things, most species of Pokemon, and lists of Pokemon categorised in eight different ways!) go over to the l33t language Votes for Deletion page and vote Keep. (Just add a new comment to that page with a * and the word "Keep" in bold.)

If you don't think it's worthy of Wikipedia, don't be a jerk and vote delete. This page isn't getting in anyone's way.

In other Esoteric news, I'm happy to announce that I've designed my own esoteric language, and am writing an interpreter in C++. It's going to be quite a fun language, turing complete and VERY esoteric! Stay tuned.

People of Springfield (chanting):
"No on twenty-four! No on twenty-four! No on twenty-four! No on twenty-four!"
(They all cast their votes on proposition twenty-four. Cut to news desk.)
Kent Brockman: "And the polls are in: A resounding "YES" on proposition twenty-four."

3 Comments:

At 12:36 am, Blogger Toria/Deb said...

No on delete, No on delete, No on delete She goes to Wikipedia and finds it deleted. ;) Nah, not really but I thought I'd add a funny comment.

Homer: So you don't want to kill me any more?
Marge: Only with kisses.
Homer: (whimpers)
Marge: Oh, don't be a wuss.

 
At 9:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think there should be, like, a modern speak coding language?

sick()
say, like, thats sick dude!

start(yeah)
like, do stuff
umm say hai
like awesome man!
sick()
then i, like, walked into a wall?!11
/squit

 
At 11:44 pm, Blogger Eat_My_Shortz said...

Lol well go ahead and design it if that's your will!

 

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